From the instructions inside a Play-Doh packet:

“Moulded results vary depending on child’s age and level of skill.”

Who writes this stuff and what determines whether or not I need to be warned about such things? Buying a car for which mileage figures are widely reported, I understand why the small print has to say “your mileage may vary”. But Play-Doh?

Perhaps next time I go to Anfield I need to be reminded “result may align imperfectly with expectations”.