I rushed (virtually) to the App Store to download a copy of this trumpet simulator app after seeing this story on the news:

App iTrump wins trademark fight against Trump Organization

I used to love blowing my own trumpet and now I can do it on my iPhone.

I was pleased to pay £2.99 - and judging by the comments on the app, I wasn’t the first person to do so as a sort of a statement. A victory for the underdog. Parp.